So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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