is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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