I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
My life is pants optional.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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