Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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go home
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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