Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
