That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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