Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
