just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
My penis needs a shock collar
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
My bed smells like the plague
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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