Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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