if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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