Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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go home
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
