I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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