If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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