the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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