We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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