what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
