"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Reggie can tackle my bush.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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