my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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