ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm at about main and main street
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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