I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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