No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
You made out with two different species that night
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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