I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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