so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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