i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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