Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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