need another drink. this is the easiest way
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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