we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I just cut my nipple shaving
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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