Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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