i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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