no, he came in my armpit
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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