the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I need to stop coming to work sober
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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