if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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