Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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