I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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