You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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