Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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