i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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