my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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