How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
please come you make the beer taste better
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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