Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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