thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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