I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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