Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Let's get the cat blown out
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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