So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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