There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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