the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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