haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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