Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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