The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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