You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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