he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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