O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Randomize
