careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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