It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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