But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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