i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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