where does the pee come out of this thing
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
How many fucks given?
0.12846
i think im in europe. pls send help
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
Randomize
